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Best Eulogy Ever

Friday, June 11th, 2010

Cemetery Mary is taking time away from her very important job of self composting to post this eulogy that the recently dead Carla Zilber-Smith recorded LIVE from Heaven to be shown at her funeral last weekend. Who is Carla Zilber-Smith? Just you wait. The world will soon know, but if you check out her blog, you will know first.

Or if reading is too cumbersome, as it is in this ADHD world of high tech multitasking — stay tuned for the release of the documentary about Carla, Leave Them Laughing.



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